Get Bigger Balls and More Testosterone With Probiotics and Gut Bacteria (This Is Not Even a Joke)
You might of have heard the fact that bacteria and probiotics are the essence of life, and that without them you’d most likely die pretty soon…
…But I bet that you didn’t know how effectively these ‘alien entities’ living inside your body control your bodily functions, along with your mind and even the way you think.
Before I even try to explain this thing to you, I want to make one thing certain:
You are only 10% human. The other 90% of you is bacteria. Living organisms and other forms of life in cellular level that control your body.
It’s hard to understand just how much bacteria we actually host, but here’s few examples:
a) Your body is made of around 10 trillion human cells, and you harbor around 100 trillion bacterial cells (hence the 10% human claim).
b) There’s actually even more bacterial cells in you than there’s stars in our galaxy (the Milky Way)
So hopefully now you understand how big of a deal the bacteria and probiotics actually are.
Here’s exactly how and why bacteria and probiotics can help us to boost our testosterone levels and to improve our overall health:
How Probiotic Bacteria Lowers The Stress Hormone Cortisol
If you’re a frequent reader here, you’ll already know that cortisol is one of the worst enemies of testosterone.
It’s the stress hormone that destroys your testosterone molecules even before they leave your testis, and high levels of cortisol can wreck your whole body up pretty badly.
Strangely enough, probiotics seem to decrease cortisol levels extremely well.
This was seen when a neuroscientist John Cryan of University College Cork in Ireland, conducted this test with mice.
He took a bunch of mice and divided them into 2 groups. The other group was the control group, and the other group was the test group.
The test group was fed with bacteria called lactobacillus ramnosis which is often used to make generic yoghurt. The control group was fed regular mice feed.
After few weeks had gone by, John threw all the mice in water bowls, to see how well those rodents would react to water stress…
…The rodents who were in the control group, freaked out because of the fact that they were thrown into the water, and tried to swim and furiously get out of the water. In other words, the whole control group was in sheer panic mode.
The mice in this control group struggled for four minutes on average in the water, before they gave up and accepted the fact that they would drown and die.
How about the test group who were fed lactobacillus ramnosis then?
When John threw the test group into similar bowls of water, the bacteria group didn’t freak out at all. Sure they did try to get out too, but they were far less frantic and they actually continued swimming way past the 4 minute mark…
…Finally at the 6 minute mark, John decided to pull the bacteria fed mice out of their bowls, as they refused to stop swimming.
At this point most of you guys are probably thinking that the bacteria somehow increased the endurance capability of the rodents, but that’s not the case.
Cryan found out that the stress hormone levels in the control group were 100 fold higher than in the lactobacillus ramnosis group.
So in other words, the group who didn’t receive any bacteria in their feed, had 100 times more cortisol in their system than the mice who were fed with lactobacillus ramnosis.
John then wanted to know why exactly did that happen. So he did something that the Green Peace movement probably wouldn’t allow.
He did the experiment again, but this time he severed the Vagus nerve of the lactobacillus ramnosis group before throwing them into the water (Vagus nerve is a large nerve that runs from central nervous system to the brain).
This time the test group and the control group showed similar behavior. Both groups freaked out and stopped swimming at around the 4 minute mark.
What John found out later in his studies, was that the bacteria fed to the test group did somehow send a signal through the Vagus nerve straight into the brain, which signaled the brain to release this compound called GABA, which allowed the test group to remain calm and serene during the moment of ultimate panic.
Based on the study above, we can conclude that the bacteria called lactobacillus ramnosis – which is used to make generic yoghurt – is able to lower cortisol levels in mice when they’re under stressful environment.
The thing that lights up my mind, is the fact that we as humans have similar pathways in our bodies than the mice did. We have the Vagus nerve that connects the central nervous system to the brain, and we have the GABA receptors in there. We also have extremely similar reproductive and hormone systems as mice do (which is by the way the reason why these studies are usually done in rodents).
In conclusion: there’s a huge change that the probiotics and lactobacillus ramnosis in particular, may have cortisol lowering effects in humans too. Therefore they should also boost our testosterone levels.
How Probiotics Can Give you Larger Testicles and More Testosterone
This is the thing that probably made you click open this whole article in the first place.
First, let me warn you that the study I’m about to present you here was also done in rats.
Also let me remind you that we as humans share remarkably similar reproductive systems with male wistar rats, so we should never see rat studies as ‘only rat studies’, because the results are usually similar in humans too.
Here’s why probiotics and bacteria may help you to get more testosterone and bigger balls:
This study which was published in the January of 2014, found out that rats fed with bacterium called Lactobacillus reuteri experienced significantly larger testicles than the group of rats who didn’t receive the bacteria.
The researchers tested multiple different diets along with Lactobacillus reuteri and found out that in every single case, the addition of L.reuteri into the feed did the following:
- prevented age related testicular shrinkage
- increased testicular size significantly when compared to control group
- increased testicular weight significantly when compared to control group
- increased testosterone levels significantly when compared to the control group
- increased social domination when compared to the control group
- increased the activity of the hypothalamus-pituiary-testis axis
- increased sperm motility, quality, and quantity
- increased luteinizing hormone and follicle stimulating hormone levels
In nutshell: No matter what the researches did, the group that was fed with Lactobacillus reuteri, always had higher testosterone levels and bigger balls than the control group. In one occasion they even fed the bacteria group a junk food diet, and still the group had bigger balls and more testosterone.
The whole study is pretty huge and filled with interesting points, so if you want to take a look at the full journal, you can do so here.
NOTE: I know that this is a rat study and we’re not rats, but still we do share extremely similar endocrine/reproductive systems with the rats used in this study, which should give us some info that the effects should also be seen in humans too.
How to Get More Probiotics and Healthy Bacteria
That’s far from the truth.
If you’re planning on getting a probiotic supplement, the bacteria in it should be alive. This means that the supplement should be refridgerated trhoughout its whole cycle from manufacturing to the point that you take it.
If that’s not the case then you’re probably buying dead bacterial cells that have absolutely no effects whatsoever.
So if you’re planning on supplementation. You should only get refridgerated bacteria that’s still alive.
The reason why I’m not a fan of most conventional yogurts is the fact that they’re usually filled with sugar. So despite the fact that you can get some healthy gut bacteria and probiotics from those yogurts, you’re also getting hefty amounts of processed sugars that will counteract the bacteria.
So what’s the best option then?
Answer: Fremented and organic foods. These are filled with naturally occurring probiotics and bacteria, which are still alive, and which can still be used by your body and mind:
- Sauerkraut (sauerkraut juice is epic, as the liquid holds in most of the bacteria)
- Yogurt (get organic sugar free kind yogurts, they’re the best)
- Fermented cheeses
- Pickles (fermented kind of course)
- Kombucha (a culture of bacteria and yeasts brewed into a tea)
- Fermented fish
- Lassi (Indian yoghurt based drink)
NOTE: Make sure that the product you’re getting is unpasteurized, as the pasteurization process destroys most of the bacteria completely.
This post ended up being much longer than I originally though it would be. If you made it this far, then congratulations, you know more about probiotics and bacteria now than 99% of the population.
In a nutshell: you should get plenty of probiotics and bacteria from living sources, such as sauerkraut juice which is extremely easy way to consume plenty of live bacteria daily. This will increase your overall health and testosterone production significantly.